June 2013
guys can you imagine a fairy type gym and gym leader how cute would that be am i right
Every fiber in my being wants the gym leader to be like
excuse you I think you mean
IT GOT BETTER
cruel angel's thesis (kazoo cover)
cruel angel’s thesis (kazoo cover)
i cant stop laughing this sounds so bad oh my god
more good tunes
sweet sweet jesus
are we going to ignore the fact that this guy
who in one incarnation was raised by a tree
cannot hold the tree pose.
HHAHAAHHAAHAHA
Can we talk about the Peter Pan(s) at disney world?
NOT THE FIRST THAT’LL TAKE YOU SOMEWHERE WEIRD.
“Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another male-bodied person more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest.”
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The Sociological Cinema
There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)
skills i have mastered
- not texting back
- procrastinating
- eating copious amounts of food in one setting
- painting my nails like a blind pre-schooler
- sleeping a lot
- being single
- you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
- something is always touching you
- you can always see your nose
- your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
- you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
- you can’t imagine a new colour
Why would you fucking do that
If I lived in Teen Wolf land I would be dead because I’m a 22 year old virgin.
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
when derek does that teeth snapping thing with his fangs
THAT DAMN TEACHER IS GONNA RUIN EVERYTHING. I JUST KNOW IT.
I DON’T WANT HER TO DIE. I JUST DON’T WANT HER TO BECOME A THING. DON’T….DON’T BECOME A THING. DON’T YOU FALL FOR THOSE GORGEOUS GREEN EYES. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE IT. DO NOT.
whenever u feel bad about urself remember ur not xbox one
Cosmo Tip #3476
When he’s about to climax, whisper “the Lannisters send their regards” seductively in his ear and then stab him in front of his weeping mother.
